Have You Ever Asked Your OH To...

[Guillaume]

I hope he doesn't keep reading over your shoulder or he'll discover he's not the father.

[puckface]

as soon as the words blood, shit and puke came out of my mouth, it was over.

[brotherdoobie]

Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd

:earl:

I was sitting here giggling when my OH came up and asked what I was laughing about.

The inevitable question was 'Why are you talking to a bunch of guys about wanking'

I just said it was only a thread at which point he just looked very confused and walked away to roll a spliff

It's good when your partner doesn't know anything about interwebz communities.

Our other halves are n00bs.


-bd

[Skweeky]

:earl:

Same scenario just happened.

Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died

[brotherdoobie]

:earl:

Same scenario just happened.

Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died

...and we're the ones receiving looks of pity.


-bd

[Biggles]

Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well

[brotherdoobie]

Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well

I take it the missus is a duvet hog.



-bd

[callum]

Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well

My girlfriend always steals the entire duvet, then lies on top of it!
I've had to learn to do something similar to that trick where you pull the tablecloth out from under the plates and stuff without disturbing them, except it's more like pulling a picnic blanket out from beneath a sleeping elephant.

[callum]

Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well

My girlfriend always steals the entire duvet, then lies on top of it!
I've had to learn to do something similar to that trick where you pull the tablecloth out from under the plates and stuff without disturbing them, except it's more like pulling a picnic blanket out from beneath a sleeping elephant.

[Something Else]