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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.
    Unless you leave it in a pint glass of water and the rubber perishes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    :earl:

    Same scenario just happened.

    Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died


    Mine is such a n00b he asked me how to use the printer yesterday . On the other hand he could be a computer genius and trying to lull me into a false sense of security

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.
    Unless you leave it in a pint glass of water and the rubber perishes
    Couldn't you just ask your OH not to drink your bedside glass of water
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Or put his willy in it

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    Some years ago a girlfriend wanted to stick her finger up my butt,then proceeded to opine at length that I was afraid I might be gay cause I would not let her, would bring it up
    whenever we got nude which led to me not wanting to be nude with her which of course led to the end of the relationship.


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    Imo once you've done or suggested doing something your partner doesn't feel entirely comfortable with, any eroticism it might have inspired completely disappears. Anyone who thinks cajoling is the way forward doesn't care about you enough to deserve you and is clearly a queynt.

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