Things you've said/done while out of your gourd

[Skweeky]

When are we meeting up in London for that drink again?

[ardente]

ahh but is it worse to be the one saying that or the one with idea but thats the thing about life no regrets i woke up once 2 states away with a girl i dont know and feeling absolute hell nothing with me but the clothes i was wearing and a camera(i dont know where it came from) and a bruise across my crotch and d!** when i looked at the camera i was congratulating myself for a job well done when she woke up it got awkward really quick "goodmorning whats your name ahh nice to meet you jessica can you do me a huge favor tell me where i am and can you take me home" i still want to go back to oklahoma one day and try that ride again, the sad part of that is that was 2 years ago and i think i might have gotten married to her that night she still calls me once a day.

just try to fathom missing 2 days of work and when dropped off at my job i was asked where have you been we thought you went to jail and having to explain this whole thing and not lose your job my boss still to this day gives me pure hell about it

[Agrajag]

Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.

Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"

You wore a hun top.

You disgust me.

[CrabGirl]

Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.

Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"

You wore a hun top.

You disgust me.

Why would I do that?

I was talking about anal sex.

[Skweeky]

Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.

Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"

You wore a hun top.

You disgust me.

I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer

[j2k4]

You wore a hun top.

You disgust me.

I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer

No doubt in an effort to have you then shed the garment in order to expose your bewbs.

My guess, anyway.

[Squeamous]

I suppose it was a double Jamesons.

I hear that Squeamous prefers Triple Sec.


-bd

Git.

[Squeamous]

things done while out of my mind? just smokin or other things if so heres a great one
went on a little 5 hit trip one night, the next night a buddy calls me to go drinkin well after a 5th of 151 it all went downhill and the trip came back i was completly out of my mind ran off eventually through the parking lot of the state police outpost then came back my friends found me sitting on the washing machine talking to the clothes hamper about the midget that wouldnt stop kicking me someone startled me while triping and drunk fell flat on my face and dont remember the next 6 hours i woke up in my front yard in a chair 20 miles from where i had been in all different clothes than i went out in, and they wer not even mine still to this day i have no clue whos they wer

You're mad, you are!

[brotherdoobie]

I hear that Squeamous prefers Triple Sec.


-bd

Git.

It's true

[Skweeky]

I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer

No doubt in an effort to have you then shed the garment in order to expose your bewbs.

My guess, anyway.

Don't be ridiculous. Not to an ex navy officer ffs.