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    Night0wl's Avatar GoaHead BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
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    A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

    Most honorable sir,

    You leave house.
    I watch house.
    He come to house. I watch.
    He and she leave house. I follow.
    He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
    I look in window.
    He kiss she. She kiss he.
    He strip she. She strip he.
    He play with she. She play with he.
    I play with me. I fall off tree.
    I not see.

    No fee, Chen Lee.

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    wazza100's Avatar Meh BT Rep: +2
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    that's pretty freaking funny. Whenever I hear famous detective I think about Harry Hoo from Get Smart- been watching that quite a bit recently

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    ha ha ha .... good one buddy
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    Very funny

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    hehe nice one

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    I giggled like a japanese school girl.

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    <^>^<^>
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    wazza100's Avatar Meh BT Rep: +2
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    ^ i want to know u managed to post a blank one

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