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    slymester's Avatar (""\(O.o)/"") BT Rep: +14BT Rep +14BT Rep +14
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    The real story of creation.

    On the first day God created the cow. God said, 'You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and

    suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of

    sixty years.'

    The cow said, 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll

    give back the other forty.' And God agreed.

    On the second day God created the dog. God said, 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone

    who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

    The dog said, 'That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten.' So

    God agreed (sigh).

    On the third day God created the monkey. God said, 'Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.

    I'll give you a twenty year life span.'

    The monkey said, 'How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so

    that's what I'll do too, okay?

    And God agreed again.

    On the fourth day God created man. God said,

    Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy life. I'll give you twenty years.

    Man said,

    What? Only twenty years? No way man! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back,

    and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?'

    'Okay,' said God. 'You've got a deal.'

    So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy life, and do nothing; for the

    next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to

    entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    I lol'd. Where is this from?

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    sumvell's Avatar Poster
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    funny one. have heard it before though
    The early bird gets the worm. But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

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    Sanka113's Avatar Bobsled King BT Rep: +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25
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    I like this one. Surprisingly funny.
    See ya in another life, brother.

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    OTO's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    hahahaha really great :LOL:

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    thewizeard's Avatar re-member BT Rep: +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanka113 View Post
    I like this one. Surprisingly funny.
    ..That's what you think, he missed out; erm .. more like conveniently forgot the bit about the worms and spider part.


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