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    LubTheStaringCat's Avatar I'm curious BT Rep: +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65
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    I was reading this on another site.
    I didn't know weather to post this here In the Lounge or the Funny Stuff section.
    But It's fucking funny. but serious at the same time.
    It's still unbelievable.



    Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

    Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

    Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

    The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

    He panicked and called the police to help him.

    When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

    When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

    4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

    Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

    Last edited by forcus; 08-10-2008 at 07:15 PM.

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    That should have been a fucking penalty. No doubt.
    Hreidarsson grabbed on to Tevez's boot with his hand FFS.


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    Why on Earth did he stick it in before getting hard?

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    fleshlight should be available in vending machines
    wear a condom all the time , yes at all times

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    Why on Earth did he stick it in before getting hard?


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    They should have removed his penis but only to prevent further breeding.

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    Wow his pecker was that small?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smith View Post
    They should have removed his penis but only to prevent further breeding.

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