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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    You were right btw. They made a complete arse of my pay. However, in an abstract sort of way they contrived to get most of it to me. I shall watch August's with interest. Despite promises made, the imposed pay rise is bound to be scope for more mayhem.
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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    hmmm, are you not in accounting but?

    Are you saying you made an arse out of paying yourself?

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    hmmm, are you not in accounting but?
    No, manker was the accountant.

    We can't possibly have two of that devil-spawn on the board.

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    Biggles is in accounts as well. I specifically remember asking him something about balance sheets and he typed a whole paragraph that would send anyone to sleep.

    Only a true accountant can pull such a feat.

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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    hmmm, are you not in accounting but?

    Are you saying you made an arse out of paying yourself?

    HR do the pay. My email to them did itemise all the mistakes though. I perhaps shouldn't have finished it with "apart from the above everything was fine". They made the same mistakes on a colleagues and they are still talking to him

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    Bloke emailed me with this mental calculation, said that his staff had mis-calculated mine whilst he was away and had gotten it wrong by 11 days. He was taking a personal interest and would sort it out.

    He then went thro' this long convoluted series of calculations. None of which involved the normal arithmetic rules. Anyway it looked as tho' he was saying I had been overpaid by about 250.

    I replied and we had an email "conversation". Which ended up in him advising that they had in fact underpaid me by 12. I suggested that he keep that and perhaps buy himself a pint with it.

    He declined.

    I'm a busy man ffs, I have things to do, important things. Even he could see that, he was replying to my emails in spite of the fact that his automated response said that he would not do that under any circumstances. That must be for the hoi polloi one assumes.

    Anyway, twelve fucking quid.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    So this scoundrel was keeping you away from posting stuffs on the interwebz???

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    I was cunting working at the time. I hardly post on the interwebs from work these days.

    I miss Chip.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    What is this 'working' stuf you keep referring to?

    Delegate ffs. Hire some new people and make them do your work. That's what I do these days. Got another new one starting on Monday.Muahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    What is this 'working' stuf you keep referring to?

    Delegate ffs. Hire some new people and make them do your work. That's what I do these days. Got another new one starting on Monday.Muahahahaha!
    That's with me already delegating to at least 4 people. I also have to do stuff as well as cause stuff to be done.

    Thank fuck I just do it for a laugh. I would hate to rely on the money.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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