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Thread: Pubic conundrum

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    Very soon I won't be able to see the nether regions anymore, due to the size of my stomach.

    Would it be safer to shave myself with the help of a few mirrors or would it be better to let the husband have a go with some Veet?


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    I guess the husband would be safest.

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    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Very soon I won't be able to see the nether regions anymore, due to the size of my stomach.

    Would it be safer to shave myself with the help of a few mirrors or would it be better to let the husband have a go with some Veet?

    Can't you just get the midwife to have a go while you're squeezing the thing out? Two birds with one stone and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Two birds with one stone and all that
    Isn't that the Muslim solution to lesbianism?
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there
    I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there
    That accounts for your dearth of sexy times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there
    I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that?
    You could go 1970s retro
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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