Who in the lounge is an asian

[puckface]

So thats why I have bad eyesight?

[becomehokage]

Currently I'm not Asian but I'm considering switching.
I was very impressed with the Chinese ability to change 14 year old gymnasts into 16 year olds and have inquired about the possibility of reversing this magic.

If they could make me 25 again, I'm soooo there...

What the hell are you for real? ಠ_ಠ

[condom-man]

indians are asians but they dont have chinky eyes

[enoughfakefiles]

indians are asians but they dont have chinky eyes

Do they not like chinese food?

[condom-man]

indian food > chinese food

and we dont need to use sticks to eat food

[condom-man]

how can you even compare that food with chinese tadpole genetelia roast ?

[The Flying Cow]

indian food > chinese food

and we dont need to use sticks to eat food

You use your hands instead, right.

[KFlint]

indian food > chinese food

and we dont need to use sticks to eat food

You use your hands instead, right.

and sometimes your foot when you hands become too greasy

[thewizeard]

indian food > chinese food

and we dont need to use sticks to eat food

Neither do the Chinese in fact it's a well know fact why they use sticks. This is because of the lower carbon footprint that sticks leave ..compared to say stainless steel cutlery! Now if all the billion Chinese decided over-night to use steel to eat their meals with..then the world would be over before 21-12-2012 ..So basically that makes them champions of our environment

[sumvell]

brilliant!!!!!!!!!!