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    in the living room.

    They jump down from the hole in the farthest wall, and run around.

    Two have now assembled.

    I see them reinforce their numbers.

    Now for the assault.

    One runs up the wall then flies down to the centre. The other scatters to the corner.

    I dab the lethal poison-powder in their general direction. The hoover finishes one off.

    But the wall-climber is no easy game.

    I fear these beasts and their ancestry - they are from pre-historic times, one surmises.

    Scary cunts the lot of 'em.

    Must go kill the other.

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    It has vanished. Where? One is clueless.

    These conniving creatures are slick as they come.

    Do ye all live in roach-free dwellings? Naybody can relate to this village-driven story?

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    Reminds me of a great short story I read once by my favorite columnist. I actually have the story in one of my books, but I have no scanner with which to present it to you.

    I will get a stray now and again. I don't get them in the house though, at least not with any frequency or regularity as I'm quite clean; to a fault maybe even.

    They give me the willies though. I can't think of any other insect that does that.



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    Quote Originally Posted by VillageShaman View Post
    in the living room.

    They jump down from the hole in the farthest wall, and run around.

    Two have now assembled.

    I see them reinforce their numbers.

    Now for the assault.

    One runs up the wall then flies down to the centre. The other scatters to the corner.

    I dab the lethal poison-powder in their general direction. The hoover finishes one off.

    But the wall-climber is no easy game.

    I fear these beasts and their ancestry - they are from pre-historic times, one surmises.

    Scary cunts the lot of 'em.

    Must go kill the other.
    They're foul, filthy, and vile creatures. Mr. Shaman...remember...no mercy.



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    The matter of the three rebellious roaches has been solved. One is safe

    for the moment.


    A shoe barricade has now been erected against the hole whence the roaches protruded.

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