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    The Flying Cow's Avatar windowlicker BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Me mate crashed his car last night, ended up at the cop shop.

    Silly cunt.

    Had to bail him out.

    With my smooth talk.

    Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly kids.

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    oh dear, how much was bail or did you actually manage to get him out with your smooth words?

    My name is Dan for the people who care!

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    With silver-tongued smooth talk madness.

    Going to make me some chicken and home-made chips soon, to try and put these tragic events in the past.

    Where they belong.
    Last edited by The Flying Cow; 08-19-2008 at 12:36 PM.

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    WTF is this "bail him out" of which you speak.

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    A flash of diplomatic immunity in their direction.

    He was saved by it, mind you.

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    You went and collected him from the Police Shop, is that it.

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    Yes.

    The scrummy smell wafts in from the kitchen.

    Roast chicken with oregano in the oven and home-made chips on the frier.

    I can finally make scents of things.
    Last edited by The Flying Cow; 08-19-2008 at 12:44 PM.

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    You're a decent man, Mr. Shaman. I've used the services of my friends in similar situations.


    -bd

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    why what trouble did you get into bd?

    My name is Dan for the people who care!

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