Compulsively having to change the channel when a soap theme tune comes on

[Something Else]

Peace n love ya.

[Skweeky]

Ben cheats, he watches tv stuff on the interwebz!

[Agrajag]

It's a loophole.

[Squeamous]

It's a term of endearment, I wouldn't expect you to understand. Australian indeed .

Skweeks, I really don't understand soaps. Often my OH accuses me of watching them, when actually they've just come on while I was having a think about something and I haven't realised . I've been thinking about experimenting with doing away with TV but I don't want to become a smug boring book reading hairy new age twat .

Become ben you say, it's so crazy it may just work.