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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Whils scooping some ice cream ino a bowl and spider ran accross my path.

    It is now blocking the way between me and the ice cream.

    I have two cats who seem to have gone temporarily blind.

    What do I do now???

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    Eat it. The saying is you eat 8 spiders in your life time.

    That'll be 1 down 7 to go

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    Get one of your guns from the corner of the room and shoot it.

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    Point it out to your cats? Toss them at it? Get a napkin and smush it?



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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Offer it some ice cream FFS!
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Dam this wins the prize for the most stupid thread ever.

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    DKre8ive1's Avatar L0st N S0und BT Rep: +2
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    Tutorial: How to eat ice cream being held hostage by spider.
    Step 1: grab a spoon
    Step 2: wack spider with spoon
    Step 3: wash spoon
    Step 4: eat Ice Cream with said spoon


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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Geezer View Post
    Dam this wins the prize for the most stupid thread ever.
    I am sure you have said that before.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Geezer View Post
    Dam this wins the prize for the most stupid thread ever.
    I am sure you have said that before.
    That's the problem with one trick ponies. One trick.

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