The spider is just as scared of you as you are of him (it?).
Oh wait, no he's not.
The spider is just as scared of you as you are of him (it?).
Oh wait, no he's not.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
I threw 2 cats at it but it didn't work. Luckily the husband came home about 10 minutes after. Which meant that the ice cream was half melted. win!
Kneecap the spider and watch it break-dance all over the Formica.
Alternatively, kick Old Geezer down the stairs and watch his hips splinter into a thousand pieces.
Genius options there from chalrisian.
Now go away.
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