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Thread: Crabby's new best friend

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    Squeamous's Avatar Poster
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    I note that there's now an opening in her friend portfolio on account of one of them turning out to be a puckered old cunt. I thought we could have a Paris Hilton style contest

    Sooo, Crabby, what do we need to do to join the illustrious ranks?

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    Ewe are an uberbitch.

    Got any car crash jokes?

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    I thought I was being amusing and friendly. How wrong can a girl be?

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    You're lovely.

    Chalice was just being amusing and friendly.


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    Oh that's alright then

    Ok, here's my manifesto:

    1) I will always make sure I'm fatter and my make-up is less artfully applied
    2) I will always remember your birthday and buy you pretty shiny things on it
    3) I will not shag your boyfriend
    4) More than once
    5) I will pretend I really wish I had hips like yours
    6) I will always get more pissed and embarrassing than you
    7) I am not a member of Myspace

    Well, I think I know who's going to win this contest

    /quietly confident

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    I agree with Chavice, you were being totally insensitive and unnecessarily hurtful.

    For shame.

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    I thought I was in the running there until I made it to point 6.

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    Brilliant thread.

    Can anyone top squeamouses amazing offer, bearing in mind I will soon need a job and a shoulder to cry on...?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    She's smiling on the outside but I sense tears.

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    Hush now, let me maintain my brittle facade a while longer will you.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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