I don't know if I can top Squeams offer, but here goes:
* I will always be hairier than you
* Your eyebrows will always look better than mine
* I can teach you swear words in 5 different languages
* I can always supply you with Belgian chocolate (my brother is a chocolatier)
* I will always show you any body parts on request.
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Oh Skweeks! Thats amazing... its a close run thing.
However I do not think you would be hairier than me. I am greek and aging remember!
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