Crabby's new best friend

[Squeamous]

I don't know if I can top Squeams offer, but here goes:

* I will always be hairier than you
* Your eyebrows will always look better than mine
* I can teach you swear words in 5 different languages
* I can always supply you with Belgian chocolate (my brother is a chocolatier)
* I will always show you any body parts on request.




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Marry me!

[Acid_death69]

lol tis a good thread:p Im curious to whether someone will actually win and not bribe CG with chocolate

[Squeamous]

I bet my sister is chocolatier than Skweeky's brother. She weighs about 20 stone

[Acid_death69]

I bet my sister is chocolatier than Skweeky's brother. She weighs about 20 stone

Oh

[Skweeky]

I don't know if I can top Squeams offer, but here goes:

* I will always be hairier than you
* Your eyebrows will always look better than mine
* I can teach you swear words in 5 different languages
* I can always supply you with Belgian chocolate (my brother is a chocolatier)
* I will always show you any body parts on request.




*

Marry me!

I guess there would be no harm. It's not like I'm already married to a girl and I can't see the husband objecting (much)

[Squeamous]

As long as he doesn't mind sleeping on the sofa when I come over

[Acid_death69]

3 in the bed and the little one said......... sleep on the sofa!

[Squeamous]

Quite!

[Skweeky]

We have a big massive super king size bed

[Squeamous]

There might be enough room for 3, but not 4 surely!