If You Could Time Travel...

[chalice]

Would you go back in time and give yourself a blowjob?

Moreover, would you be gay if you did? Shirley, it's just a more advanced form of onanism.

Would you go back in time and have a threesome with you and your missus if she was up for it?

[Skiz]

Putting a peen in my mouth, mine or not, is gay. No two ways about it.

And yes, I would threesome the missus.

Actually, we would both go back in time and then come back for the foursome.

[chalice]

That's what I like about you Skiz, clear and logical progression.

What about if you only give yourself a wank? It's your cawk after all.

[Skiz]

I'm thinking that man hands on the peen is not much better.

Though I might consider it if I promised myself not to tell anyone.

[NotLettingItGo]

Couldn't you think of anything better to do if you had the ability to travel through time ?

[chalice]

I can think of loads of better things to do but that wasn't the question posed.

[mossy123]

I would go back to the time of Jesus and meet the king himself!

[chalice]

Elvis wasn't around then.

[Agrajag]

I would go back to the time of Jesus and meet the king himself!

Given the context that's really rather disturbing.

[The Flying Cow]

I would go back and dine with Ahab.

Ibrahim, Ibrahim, aloé, Ibrahim.