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    ...commentators during the Beijing Olympics-

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

    1. Weight-lifting commentator: This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

    2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

    4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

    5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

    6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

    8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

    9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    ...commentators during the Beijing Olympics-

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

    1. Weight-lifting commentator: This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

    2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

    4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

    5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

    6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

    8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

    9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

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    very funny. though i'm sure DD(indian national channel) gave the worst olympic coverage in the whole wide world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sumvell View Post
    very funny. though i'm sure DD(indian national channel) gave the worst olympic coverage in the whole wide world.

    Love to have someone wade through it for the prizes...
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    These are hilarious but I don't think they're from the Beijing Olympics (the article I saw was posted in September of 2004).

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sumvell View Post
    very funny. though i'm sure DD(indian national channel) gave the worst olympic coverage in the whole wide world.

    Love to have someone wade through it for the prizes...
    lol

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