Letters Of Complaint.

**tralalala** · 08-31-2008, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Dear bewbs,

Please stop leaking. You are ruining my dress.

Yours truly,

Skweedrip

/pics. obviousment.

@chalice - tewtally post of the day

**Acid_death69** · 08-31-2008, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Skwee - I'll eat anything at least once- ky

lol im sure you will

**JPaul** · 08-31-2008, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Dear Ikea,

I absolutely love your 95p breakfasts, your free refills when I go for a meal in your cafeteria and your cheap, yet stylish looking furniture.
However, it absolutely baffles me as to why you would design a lampshade that doesn't fit a single cord except for the one you specifically designed for it.
Not that I doubt the durability of your products, but I may want to change the lampshade in my nursery at some point in the future.
You have now lured me into your shop twice because you didn't think it necessary to prewarn me on the package that I would need a special cord for this specific lampshade.

Skwee - had to drive 25 minutes to Ikea and back to finally get the nursery finished - ky

I always get the meatballs with plastic chips when I go to IKEA. I skip the grayvy tho'.

**tralalala** · 08-31-2008, 06:31 PM

Dear Federer -

Quit being a cunt and win a Grand Slam this year, or do something else.

**brotherdoobie** · 08-31-2008, 06:40 PM

or something else, mostly...

-bd

**Skweeky** · 08-31-2008, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Dear Ikea,

I absolutely love your 95p breakfasts, your free refills when I go for a meal in your cafeteria and your cheap, yet stylish looking furniture.
However, it absolutely baffles me as to why you would design a lampshade that doesn't fit a single cord except for the one you specifically designed for it.
Not that I doubt the durability of your products, but I may want to change the lampshade in my nursery at some point in the future.
You have now lured me into your shop twice because you didn't think it necessary to prewarn me on the package that I would need a special cord for this specific lampshade.

Skwee - had to drive 25 minutes to Ikea and back to finally get the nursery finished - ky

I always get the meatballs with plastic chips when I go to IKEA. I skip the grayvy tho'.

For some reason they charge 95p for a 25cl bottle of milk, however, you can get a coffee with refill for 75p

**Skweeky** · 08-31-2008, 06:46 PM

Dear baby,

please stop kicking me in the bladder. It is truly uncomfortable.

Regards,

Mum

**CrabGirl** · 08-31-2008, 06:48 PM

Dear Hair-Dye Makers.

When you put a shade of deep red on the box as an indication of final shade of hair once product is used, and the user follows the instructions to the letter, why then has the users hair turned ginger instead of dark red?

Yours in redness

Crab-ginger-girl