Persona non grata
Dear Williams sisters
Stop being so good and winning matches.
You are both heinous (especially the young one) and your vile presence diminishes my enjoyment of the sport.
Make me a happy man and walk in front of the nearest bus forthwith.
Women's tennis should be left to the lithe and pretty after all.
Hopefully a future viewer of your funerals,
Idol
The Almighty
Dear food makers -
Why the fuck does my food not turn out the way it looks on your packaging!?Quit taking the pish out of us all and take a phoatie of what the food REALLY looks like after you've made it, and put THAT on the packaging, not some phoatieshopped image of a nice looking gourmet meal.
Douchbags.
Persona non grata
I have cousin who does the photography for some of the packaging you see.
After carefully arranging things for best effect, they spray it with lacquer to keep it looking fresh.
Maybe you should try that?
The Almighty
Fucking cunts. Lacquer isn't edible.. Or tasty.
Manker's web totty
Gap in the market for you
Persona non grata
Don't tempt me.
Manker's web totty
You can get the stuff bakers use to put on top of cakes. That's edible
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Dear producers of Wife Swap,
oooooooh, what a pack of fucking cunts you truly are.
Every fucking time myself and the missus (inadvisedly) catch ourselves watching your feeble fucking excuse for a show, a row will inevitably ensue. Sure as afterbirth follows birth.
It all starts so innocently. Soon, though She Who Must Be Blinded will find some tenuous affinity with me and whichever cunt of a bloke there happens to be on the show any given week. I defend myself and so the conversation slides into shite.
I'm gonna hunt youse cunts down, light fires on your faces and put them out with a fucking shovel.
Yours,
Avid Viewer.
Sexpest
Nope. I'm a carrot!!!!Originally Posted by Acid_death69
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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