Letters Of Complaint.

[IdolEyes787]

Dear dewy creature that I am currently involved with,

No I do not consider myself "cold" or "unfeeling " for not wishing to take our relationship to "the next level".

Until now I was quite happy was the level that it was at.

However since our conversation I am now thinking that we should instead maybe move back a level.

I will text you with the details.

Yours ardently,
Man Toy.

[Acid_death69]

Dear mother board,
Why have you decided to finally go, you only had to wait 20 some days till i got another one! Your not even a year old and yet, you have been showing signs of aging for the past two months. I believe you just dearly love to piss me off.

Yours sincerely
Pissed off user!

[clocker]

Dear dewy creature that I am currently involved with,

No I do not consider myself "cold" or "unfeeling " for not wishing to take our relationship to "the next level".

Until now I was quite happy was the level that it was at.

However since our conversation I am now thinking that we should instead maybe move back a level.

I will text you with the details.

Yours ardently,
Man Toy.

Russian mail-order-brides can be sooo demanding.

I know this from personal experience.
My trunk is full of 'em.

[Acid_death69]

lol no wonder you need new stuff for ya car clocker:p

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6yD92BLKt0

[j2k4]

Dear dewy creature that I am currently involved with,

No I do not consider myself "cold" or "unfeeling " for not wishing to take our relationship to "the next level".

Until now I was quite happy was the level that it was at.

However since our conversation I am now thinking that we should instead maybe move back a level.

I will text you with the details.

Yours ardently,
Man Toy.

Russian mail-order-brides can be sooo demanding.

I know this from personal experience.
My trunk is full of 'em.

I've heard they're kinda like an old Bultaco Pursang; take a new one apart and refit everything by hand, and they'll go like hell for about 45 minutes before needing a total rebuild.

[j2k4]

Dear Hand,

You clumsy bastard.

That was nearly half a pound of coffee you spilt on the floor.
I ought to make you clear it up on your own.

There's only one word to describe you - WANKER.


Thanks for your attention.

Too much coffee, perhaps.

[clocker]

Dear cricket outside my window,

I know your chirping is intended to attract a mate but let's face facts- it's September now and if you haven't gotten laid yet, a better cricket has won.
You will die a virgin, get over it.

Thanks for your consideration.

[brotherdoobie]

Dear last beer,

Why did you leap to your death and ruin the remainder of my night?
Why...


-bd

[Skweeky]

Dear pelvic joints,

you have now completely given out. A crutch does not longer suffice to replace you. It looks like I won't be going out of the house much for the next 9 weeks. I can't believe you have done this to me after 25 years of cooperation.

Skwouch