Letters Of Complaint.

[clocker]

Let's put it this way...

If pedantry could be quantified in terms of smell, you'd make a lovely couple.

Holy crap!
A "gotcha" of epic proportions.

Manker would be so proud.

[j2k4]

Let's put it this way...

If pedantry could be quantified in terms of smell, you'd make a lovely couple.

Holy crap!
A "gotcha" of epic proportions.

Manker would be so proud.

You failed to note I was "hugely offended".

I am hugely offended.

[brotherdoobie]

Dear Landlord,

I drank the rent money.



-bd

[chalice]

Holy crap!
A "gotcha" of epic proportions.

Manker would be so proud.

You failed to note I was "hugely offended".

I am hugely offended.

You don't do offended, Kev. Not so it shows anyway.

It was too good a line to pass up, even if I do say so myself. The opportunity was fleeting and I seized it.

You knows I loves ya.

[tralalala]

Dear mother of my girlfriend -

First off - You've seriously made me hate you over the (near) 7 month period me and your daughter have been together. In fact, when you pop into my mind, the phrase "fuck you" also pops in simultaneously. Coincidence? I think not.

Your daughter is just about 17. She has her needs, and wills. For fucks sake, let her be. I've been coming and staying over at your place a bunch of times, when you rarely let her come over to my place for a couple hours. How fucking lame is that? If you don't trust her, tell ME in MY face, not her.. It doesn't do any good letting me hear form her that you're paranoid about your daughter having sex with me. If that's your problem then welcome to the 21st century.

On top of all that, what's with the screaming and shouting? I'm trying to sleep, bitch. If I've been invited to stay over, try to keep your tempers to a minimum at least until I get up.. Jeebus...


To conclude this - You've really managed to piss me off, and I now understand why my girlfriend is a rather sad character who's usually pissed at life. You're the sole reason. Do something about it. Do it now.


Or fuck off and do something else.


Yours kindly and sincerely,
Rafi (OfPishPish)

[Acid_death69]

Dear mother of my girlfriend -

First off - You've seriously made me hate you over the (near) 7 month period me and your daughter have been together. In fact, when you pop into my mind, the phrase "fuck you" also pops in simultaneously. Coincidence? I think not.

Your daughter is just about 17. She has her needs, and wills. For fucks sake, let her be. I've been coming and staying over at your place a bunch of times, when you rarely let her come over to my place for a couple hours. How fucking lame is that? If you don't trust her, tell ME in MY face, not her.. It doesn't do any good letting me hear form her that you're paranoid about your daughter having sex with me. If that's your problem then welcome to the 21st century.

On top of all that, what's with the screaming and shouting? I'm trying to sleep, bitch. If I've been invited to stay over, try to keep your tempers to a minimum at least until I get up.. Jeebus...


To conclude this - You've really managed to piss me off, and I now understand why my girlfriend is a rather sad character who's usually pissed at life. You're the sole reason. Do something about it. Do it now.


Or fuck off and do something else.


Yours kindly and sincerely,
Rafi (OfPishPish)

Ive been there fella, my GF's parents are well to protective she's 18 and they bearly let her out of their sights.

[chalice]

You lads obviously don't have daughters.

[IdolEyes787]

Dear Chalice

Thank you for stating the obvious.

Contritely yours,
Idol

[Acid_death69]

well no we dont, and i know i would be protective of her but, i would give her some freedom, she bearly has any. Ive been with her for about 8-9 months and ive never slept over at hers or her over at mine.

[chalice]

well no we dont, and i know i would be protective of her but, i would give her some freedom, she bearly has any. Ive been with her for about 8-9 months and ive never slept over at hers or her over at mine.

It might be a cliché but if she lives under their roof, she lives under their rules. It's their house and their daughter. Think of it from their pov.

It would fucking destroy me to think that some hormonal teenager was diddling my daughter while I slept in my own house.

If the relationship is strong enough it will continue far beyond the parental home. There'll come a time when you get your own place and have all the freedom you can stomach.

Then you'll be sorry. Oh yes.