Letters Of Complaint.

[JPaul]

Ive been there fella, my GF's parents are well to protective she's 18 and they bearly let her out of their sights.

You being 53 may be a contributing factor.

[tralalala]

@Chalice - Good points.. Indeed.

Though it really pisses me off that she simply screams at her and rarely lets her go places regardless of whether I'm included within it or not (festivals and co. just to state an example), when most of the girls I know could extract some form of freedom from their parents with a little persuading. In my g/f's mom's case, it's nowhere to be seen...


Oh, and you state it may be some hormonal teen diddling your daughter.. What if it's your daughter who's the horny one? (Much like the case in my own hands.... )

[j2k4]

You failed to note I was "hugely offended".

I am hugely offended.

You don't do offended, Kev. Not so it shows anyway.

It was too good a line to pass up, even if I do say so myself. The opportunity was fleeting and I seized it.

You knows I loves ya.

Yeah, I knows.

Thought I'd try 'er on, see what it felt like.

Dear mother of my girlfriend -

First off - You've seriously made me hate you over the (near) 7 month period me and your daughter have been together. In fact, when you pop into my mind, the phrase "fuck you" also pops in simultaneously. Coincidence? I think not.

Your daughter is just about 17. She has her needs, and wills. For fucks sake, let her be. I've been coming and staying over at your place a bunch of times, when you rarely let her come over to my place for a couple hours. How fucking lame is that? If you don't trust her, tell ME in MY face, not her.. It doesn't do any good letting me hear form her that you're paranoid about your daughter having sex with me. If that's your problem then welcome to the 21st century.

On top of all that, what's with the screaming and shouting? I'm trying to sleep, bitch. If I've been invited to stay over, try to keep your tempers to a minimum at least until I get up.. Jeebus...


To conclude this - You've really managed to piss me off, and I now understand why my girlfriend is a rather sad character who's usually pissed at life. You're the sole reason. Do something about it. Do it now.


Or fuck off and do something else.


Yours kindly and sincerely,
Rafi (OfPishPish)

Good God, you're a randy little fucker, Rafi.

If you don't marry her on the other end of this gig, I'd recommend her dad shoot you.

Such behavior.

What will your CO think when you tell him to STFU, cuz you're sleeping.

[chalice]

Rafi, my daughter will never be horny. Fact.

Her place in a nunnery has been assured since birth.

:shudder:

Right, I'm not thinking about that anymore.

lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[j2k4]

@Chalice - Good points.. Indeed.

Though it really pisses me off that she simply screams at her and rarely lets her go places regardless of whether I'm included within it or not (festivals and co. just to state an example), when most of the girls I know could extract some form of freedom from their parents with a little persuading. In my g/f's mom's case, it's nowhere to be seen...


Oh, and you state it may be some hormonal teen diddling your daughter.. What if it's your daughter who's the horny one? (Much like the case in my own hands.... )

Oh.

Well, then.

Maybe you should talk to them, then, wearing (of course) your adult hat.

Be civil and diplomatic, and don't broach the subject of their daughter's sexual appetites.

Chalice will tell you how that would muck things up, I promise.

EDIT-

Here's an idea:

Invite them to this thread, after first deleting all references to, uh, you know...

[chalice]

Damn straight Kevin.

[IdolEyes787]

Dear Ophelia

Get thee to a nunn'ry, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

PS you're breaking my heart.

[tralalala]

Hmm.. So what would I go tell someone who doesn't trust me in the first place?

My g/f's older sister is 20, and has been going out with her b/f for 4.5 years, and her first time staying over at his place was a mere 3 months ago!! WTFOMGBBQ!!!!111oneone

I ain't waiting 4 years for her to stay over here.. Too long, no fuckin' chance. The irritating bit is that we live a half hour drive away from each other, so seeing each other is really hard regardless of whatever, plus the fact there's bugger all to do over at her place.. At least where I live there's some places we can go out and enjoy ourselves (not sexually). And no, I can't go pick her up, bring her here, go out, take her back, and come home. That's 2 hours driving for a night out, when I'm using my dad's car and petrol. Fuck that. Tried it once, almost had an accident driving back at 4AM because I was tired and her mum wouldn't let me stay overnight.

Cop that, chalice.

[chalice]

Dear Ophelia

Get thee to a nunn'ry, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

PS you're breaking my heart.

P.P.S. Learn to fucking swim, you mad fucking bint.

[chalice]

Hmm.. So what would I go tell someone who doesn't trust me in the first place?

My g/f's older sister is 20, and has been going out with her b/f for 4.5 years, and her first time staying over at his place was a mere 3 months ago!! WTFOMGBBQ!!!!111oneone

I ain't waiting 4 years for her to stay over here.. Too long, no fuckin' chance. The irritating bit is that we live a half hour drive away from each other, so seeing each other is really hard regardless of whatever, plus the fact there's bugger all to do over at her place.. At least where I live there's some places we can go out and enjoy ourselves (not sexually). And no, I can't go pick her up, bring her here, go out, take her back, and come home. That's 2 hours driving for a night out, when I'm using my dad's car and petrol. Fuck that. Tried it once, almost had an accident driving back at 4AM because I was tired and her mum wouldn't let me stay overnight.

Cop that, chalice.

Have a wank.