Letters Of Complaint.

[Something Else]

Bastards.

[tralalala]

Dear Arabic,

Please make yourself an easier language to learn, so I can get a l33t job in the IDF.

kthxbai.

[Skweeky]

I heard Arabic is actually fairly straight forward once you master the different alphabet.

[Something Else]

Unlike Hungarian.

[JPaul]

What do you think a 1337 job in the IDF would be.

[Something Else]

International Diabetes Federation or Israeli Defence Forces.

[JPaul]

Oh he's diabetic. Maybe the worst of the racism only comes out when he's hyperglycaemic.

[tralalala]

What do you think a 1337 job in the IDF would be.

Intelligence force. Working with the Mossad/Shabak (equivalent to the MI5 and MI6). Dealing with policies about war/peace. There's plenty of stuff to do there.. If I could master Arabic in 5 months, I'd probably get in there pretty easily.

[JPaul]

You've got them the wrong way round, however other than that, what makes you interested in that line of work.

[Skweeky]

I reckon I could master Arabic in 5 months, providing I had nothing else to do.
The basics of any language can be learnt in under month, the rest of it comes by reading, listening and writing it. True story.