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Thread: Who Is Jack Schitt?

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    Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.

    Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt,
    the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
    Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious
    couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt
    and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a
    high school dropout.

    After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe
    later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with
    them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

    Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

    The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull
    Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
    recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

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    chalice's Avatar ____________________
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    Sorry, and it wasn't even funny the first time.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    all in all, you just waisted my time with abuncha schitt !

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    all in all, you just waisted my time with abuncha schitt !
    hahahaha thats funny

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    Illuminati's Avatar Simple Bystander BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Sounds like this family is related to the one member which I think practically everyone's seen too much of here.

    I am, of course, referring to Belle Schitt


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