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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    ...of my days coaching the kids, little-league, Pop Warner, PPK, etc.-




    A must-read for Grandparents...
    Those who aren't will love it, too.



    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old
    baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation
    is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

    "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together
    as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.

    "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called,
    you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
    pecker-head. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy
    nodded.

    He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a
    chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb
    ass' is it?" Again the little boy nodded.

    "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your
    grandmother"
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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