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Thread: Diagnosis please.

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    My eyes, I can not focus.

    All the letters seem blurred,
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    typeon pure instinct.

    Diagnosis please.

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    Ewe're not wearing your glasses, like.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    what?
    typing seems like hard work too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    My eyes, I can not focus.

    All the letters seem blurred,
    i
    typeon pure instinct.

    Diagnosis please.
    Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
    Just make an appointment at the front desk and we'll have you sorted in a jiffy.

    Or, maybe you're pregnant.
    I'll think about it and get back to you.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    My eyes, I can not focus.

    All the letters seem blurred,
    i
    typeon pure instinct.

    Diagnosis please.
    drunk maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    My eyes, I can not focus.

    All the letters seem blurred,
    i
    typeon pure instinct.

    Diagnosis please.
    Semen build-up. Have a wank.

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    My God, it's up to his eyes? I'm now having visions of him crying tears of sperm

    Thanks for that

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    forced her to take a cab home for "lunch".

    My eyeball focus has been totally restored, as is coordination (less of stumbling).
    No surgery was necessary.
    Thank you for your diagnosticisms.

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    Well we can add this to the most rediculous thread column.

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    We could but that would be selly.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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