Diagnosis please.

[100%]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

[Proper Bo]

Ewe're not wearing your glasses, like.

[100%]

what?
typing seems like hard work too.

[clocker]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
Just make an appointment at the front desk and we'll have you sorted in a jiffy.

Or, maybe you're pregnant.
I'll think about it and get back to you.

[wazza100]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

drunk maybe

[Squeamous]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

Semen build-up. Have a wank.

[Skweeky]

My God, it's up to his eyes? I'm now having visions of him crying tears of sperm

Thanks for that

[100%]

forced her to take a cab home for "lunch".

My eyeball focus has been totally restored, as is coordination (less of stumbling).
No surgery was necessary.
Thank you for your diagnosticisms.

[Old Geezer]

Well we can add this to the most rediculous thread column.

[clocker]

We could but that would be selly.