You could have gone into labour, arse.
What? From eating spicy curry 2 months before my due date? I doubt it...
Sleep with your sister-in-law.
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Brother's wife may be ok since men like to share but not ladies.
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If you feel your eye itching while chopping chillies don't give in to it
Never.
Let someone else pack your parachute.
leeching and you watching porn
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