1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn
Rubbing Vicks on your chest and then touching your private parts
chop chillies then change a non-applicator tampon
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Wood-carving in the dark.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
I couldn't resist. It was mind over physical discomfort. I use the excuse it was in preparation for labour.
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