Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping
Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping
Biostar XE T5
i5-750 @ 4.0 GHZ stable (CM Hyper 212)
2 x 2GB Cosair XMS3 DDR3 1600MHZ
Radeon 5850 @ 866/1254MHZ
Intel X25-M in RAID 0
WD Caviar Black 2TB in RAID 0
3 x Asus 25.5" VW266H LCD [Eyefinity]
call yout mother 3 o clock in the morning to say that she is going to be a grandma (and lying)
bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.
sending fiery missiles inmanker'sjapan's general direction.
sending fiery missiles inmanker'sjapan's general direction.
Never kick a pot of paint by anger in a student house you rent for a year.
Otherwise you'll have to pay £500 ($1000) to buy a new carpet...
...The More I Know Men, The More I Like Women...
Use your finger to clean a spark plug lead while the engine is running.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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