1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn
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1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn
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Rubbing Vicks on your chest and then touching your private parts
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chop chillies then change a non-applicator tampon
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Get a nose piercing on a Parisian flea market
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shaving while drunk
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Wood-carving in the dark.
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What kind of fucking moranic baffoon would do that.Originally Posted by Skweeky
1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn
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me
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I know you wouldn't, Skweeky.
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I couldn't resist. It was mind over physical discomfort. I use the excuse it was in preparation for labour.
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