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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a 'who has the most testicles' contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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09-25-2008, 12:13 PM
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Long live Hissyfit
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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09-25-2008, 12:59 PM
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Long live Hissyfit
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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09-25-2008, 01:00 PM
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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09-25-2008, 01:07 PM
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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09-25-2008, 01:37 PM
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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09-25-2008, 02:35 PM
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Poster
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
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09-25-2008, 06:38 PM
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Looking for loopholes
His left eyebrow is called Leftie.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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09-25-2008, 06:48 PM
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09-25-2008, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by
outsiderview
leave chuck norris alone
Piss off n0uce. I am here to extol the virtues of Mr. Norris.
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