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    • When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!..
    • One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No...
    • When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
    • Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
    • Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
    • Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
    • If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast, do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
    • what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later...
    • If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food...
    • I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
      I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!...
    • Its been a rough day. got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom...
    • Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster...
    • Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!...
    • At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on...
    • i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again...
    • An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!...
    • I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. they r now doin me 4 taking the piss ....
    • girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected
    • MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN....
    • This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT...
    • ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-).
    • girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy...
    • Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
      It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
      WIFE satys No, it means -
      With Idiot for Ever.

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    Not realistic when a girl wrote these ones

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    nice ahahhahahah

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