Dietmar Hamann Vs Roberto Carlos

[DarthInsinuate]

there hasn't been enough sport around here lately - if either of these tractor-engine powered kickers were taking a free-kick, which one would you least like to stand in front of?



I'd say Hamann because Roberto Carlos tends to prefer to hit the fat bloke with the pie sitting in Row Z, although look at them thighs and Hamann is a bit of a German/Scouse ponce.

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wot about Riise? did u c the goal against man utd

[Turd Ferguson]

Roberto Carlos because of that wicked bend he puts on the ball. Imagine seeing a ball flying wide of the goal only to have it swing back at the last second and hit you in the nads!

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But that only happens once every....... well, once against France