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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    They're gone now, so we may as well have someone replace them.

    If you would like to apply for either position; please enclose a post of approximately 50 words.

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    How sweet to be an Idiot,
    As harmless as a cloud,
    Too small to hide the sun,
    Almost poking fun
    At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
    How sweet to be an idiot,
    And dip my brain in joy,
    Children laughing at my back,
    With no fear of attack,
    As much retaliation as a toy.

    How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.

    I tiptoed down the street,
    Smiled at everyone I meet,
    But suddently a scream
    Smashes through my dream.
    Fee fie foe fum.
    I smell the blood of an asylum.
    (Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
    Fie fye foe fum.
    I smell the blood of the asylum.
    Hey you. You're such a pennant.
    You got as much brain as a dead ant,
    As much imagination as a carvan sign,

    But I still love you. Still love you.
    Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
    How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Applying for mulder's position eh? He didn't know how to count either

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    I am what I am
    I am my own special creation
    So come take a look
    Give me the hook
    Or the ovation
    It's my world
    That I want to have a little pride
    My world
    And it's not a place I have to hide in
    Life's not worth a dam
    Till I can say
    I am what I am

    I am what I am
    I don't want praise I don't want pity
    I bang my own drum
    Some think it's noise I think it's pretty
    And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
    Why not see things from a different angle
    Your life is a shame
    Till you can shout out I am what I am


    I am what I am
    And what I am needs no excuses
    I deal my own deck
    Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
    It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
    One life so it's time to open up your closet
    Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out
    I am what I am

    I am what I am

    I am what I am
    And what I am needs no excuses
    I deal my own deck sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
    It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
    One life so it's time to open up your closet
    Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out
    I am what I am

    I am I am I am good
    I am I am I am strong
    I am I am I am worthy
    I am I am I belong

    I am

    I am

    Who whoooo etc.
    I am

    I am I am I am useful
    I am I am I am true
    I am I am somebody
    I am as good as you

    Yes I am

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    The lunatic is on the grass.
    The lunatic is on the grass.
    Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
    Got to keep the loonies on the path.

    The lunatic is in the hall.
    The lunatics are in my hall.
    The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
    And every day the paper boy brings more.

    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

    The lunatic is in my head.
    The lunatic is in my head
    You raise the blade, you make the change
    You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
    You lock the door
    And throw away the key
    There's someone in my head but it's not me.

    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
    You shout and no one seems to hear.
    And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

    "I can't think of anything to say except...
    I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"

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    There is no dark side of the moon.

    In fact, it's all dark.

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    So is your face.

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    No seriously, by the same logic it is.

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    The secret is out.

    Say it loud.

    I'm black and I'm proud.

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