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Thread: Joe Kinnear's first official press conference

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    The following is an edited transcript of Newcastle interim manager Joe Kinnear's first official press conference yesterday

    JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?

    SB Me.

    JK You're a cunt.

    SB Thank you.

    JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely fucking out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can fuck off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that fucking crap. No fucking way, lies. Fuck, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] fucked off.

    SB No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?

    JK I've fucking read it, I've read it.

    SB It doesn't say that. Have you read it?

    JK You are trying to fucking undermine my position already.

    SB Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.

    JK Fuck off. Fuck off. It's your last fucking chance.

    SB You read the copy? It doesn't say that you didn't know.

    JK What about the headline, you think that's a good headline?

    SB I didn't write the headline, you read the copy.

    JK You are negative bastards, the pair of you.

    SB So if I get a new job next week would I take the first day off? No I wouldn't. If I get a new job should I call my boss and tell him I am taking the first day off?

    JK It is none of your fucking business. What the fuck are you going to do? You ain't got the balls to be a fucking manager. Fucking day off. Do I want your opinion. Do I have to listen to you?
    fan-tastic.

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    I wish they all were like this...

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    Word is there's a new conglomerate interested in buying the club and they have confirmed approaching KK to come back as manager if they take over.

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    I bet he'd love it, just love it if that happened.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    He'd be vewy vewy pwoud.

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    Quality interview.

    Gordan Strachan does good ones too.


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