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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated
    part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have
    gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after
    landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I

    lasted less than a day......

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
    mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
    obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
    instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
    twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
    think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
    believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
    Wal-Mart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.......
    Last edited by peat moss; 10-04-2008 at 04:43 AM.

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    wazza100's Avatar Meh BT Rep: +2
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    that's hilarious ^. +1

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    Whats great about this joke is we " all " have a inlaw or dad that would make a great Wal - Mart leg humper !

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    U must b Hating ur Job for this.

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