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    ARTIST UNVEILS KATE MOSS CANDLE HOLDER

    ARTIST Marc Quinn last night unveiled his latest work a life-size Kate Moss candle holder made of solid gold.

    The 1.5 million sculpture depicts the supermodel balancing on her buttocks with both feet wrapped behind her ears and is designed to be the perfect centrepiece for any dinner party.

    Quinn said: "When Kate first posed for me she said 'Marc, why don't you do me reading a book, or maybe sitting on a horse, side saddle'.

    "I said they were both really great ideas but could she first take of all her clothes and put both her feet behind her head so I could see right into her snatch.

    "This piece is really about whether we make images or they make us. It's about immortality, it's about the future, it's about staring directly into Kate Moss's fanny."

    He added: "This is the prototype. We're going to mass produce them in China using gold plate. It can also be used as an umbrella stand, or somewhere to leave your pipe."

    Quinn said he is now planning a range of domestic items using celebrity private areas, including coat hooks based on the penises of Take That and a bottle opener shaped like Richard Madeley on all fours with a surprised look on his face.


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    oh for fucks sake, unbelievable. what a load of absolute crap.
    His blood portrait was genius, this is pure tasteless sensationalistic piggy back ridding.
    "attention whore" applies perfectly.

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    Can't believe you fell for that one, Zed.

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    well done, touche

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    "It's about immortality, it's about the future, it's about staring directly into Kate Moss's fanny."

    Got to be a clue in there, mate.

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    That's kate moss. I never looked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    "It's about immortality, it's about the future, it's about staring directly into Kate Moss's fanny."

    Got to be a clue in there, mate.
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Can't believe you fell for that one, Zed.
    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    oh for fucks sake, unbelievable. what a load of absolute crap. this is pure tasteless sensationalistic piggy back ridding.
    "attention whore" applies perfectly.
    fixed/

    I was referring to JP's first post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Can't believe you fell for that one, Zed.
    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    oh for fucks sake, unbelievable. what a load of absolute crap. this is pure tasteless sensationalistic piggy back ridding.
    "attention whore" applies perfectly.
    fixed/

    I was referring to JP's first post.


    :cunt:

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    It is real,
    the candle detail is not.
    either way i agree with my first statement.
    http://www.britishmuseum.org/whats_o...arc_quinn.aspx






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