give me some lols

[killercam101]

I edited it because I talked to DA and as a ....member I shouldn't have written that but I meant what I said at that time basically if you don't care about the consequences then go for the the sct account. It is hands down the best tracker "speed/content" wise and if you want to try to get it the making your own thread then so be it. Yet when i wrote "bah participate..." I didn't think about the invite tree..the original inviter..bla bla bla..which is why I edited it .Honestly im in Sct so in the end do what you have to do but it does cost the inviter 20 euros or winning a comp to get invites.....

[PlayeR]

alright. I get it m8
Thanks for the clarification

[dimutri]

I'd really appreciate to have sct i have great stats on all the trackers i'm a member of
















I also acquired a dedicated server yesterady so the future can only be brighter

[etai3000]

maybe i could crack you up for what.cd

get this:Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

hope you consider me : )

[jonciuca]

I dont believe in miracle but worth trying

1. CIA looking to hire an agent-killer. Finally, remain 3 finalists: two women and 1 man.

Final test: the first lady is off near a door, and get a gun and he says that beyond this door on a chair, is her husband.

- Kill him!

- Joke!? I can not kill my husband!

- Then it is not a job for you!

A second woman receives the same instructions, enter the room and after 5 minutes of silence, leaving crying out:

- I tried but I just impossible ...

Comes the man. Is told You have to kill your wife. Take a gun, entered the room and hear more shootings, then cries, bumps, loud noises, strikes in the walls. After 10 minutes, is quiet, entering the man tired and sweaty says:

- The gun had blanks. I had to kill her with a chair
2.
A student takes D at logic and examination ,upset he ask the teacher:
- If I ask a logic question and YOU do not know the answer you give me an A?
- Professor: Yes.
- What is absurd but legal logic but also illegal and illogical and illegal?
The teacher is thinking .... I do not know, and gave him an A,but is aking the student if can tell him the answer.
The student answer was:
- that you have 60 years and are married with a 24 - is absurd but legal;
-that your wife is a lover of her age - is logical but illegal;
-that you note A the married lover wife - is illogical and illegal

3.
An old man of 75 years, go to the hospital to make an analysis of spermal fluid .Doctorul give them a jar and it says:
- Take the jar and come back with that analysis tomorrow!
The next day, old shows, with the jar as clean and empty that day. Ask the doctor what happened, and old explains:
- You know, Doctor, look what happened: First I tried to right and then left with nothing. Then I called my wife. She tried with right hand and left hand, then with the mouth: the first with dentures and without dentures anything and everything. Then I called my neighbor next door: she tried with both hands and mouth and all without
result. The doctor was shocked:
- You called your neighbor ....????,
and the old answer:
- Yes, and what we overdone,we still not managed to open the jar.

I will like the bitmetv invite only. If there are any accounts I do not want any because I DO NOT WANT TO BE A TRADER.I hope you laugh because I DID and I like the giveaway ideea.

[hollowed_one]

man i love how no 1 reads the rules lol.....asking for the accounts but forgetting the main rule...lol nice ga man

[Rikikii]

Hi! Very nice GA, m8! Can I have what? It's very nice tracker, and I'm very big music fan, so I think, that acc is for ME!

Here is proof: http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/...1m_4f2de59.png

And here is something funny: http://www.owned.lv/imgz/e2b1596f0ed...340941003e.jpg

Thanks!

[Totti]

i would like to apply for sct here are some very funny videos for you to watch from youtube

1) crazy german kid- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
2) howard stern my turban is dirty- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijyHyx62hQE

Spoiler: Show

very nice Give away i hope i made you laugh

[kooltilldend]

lol 5 pages and u still haven't given a single thing...either ppl here are real awful with jokes, u r playing "the joke" with others...or u r just a tough cookie for one to make u laugh

good luck for all 3 possible outcomes! lol

[ban]

i would like to apply for SCT or what.cd
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5217/iplxk3.jpg
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