Reminds me of this:
there's a famous story about General de Gaulle, and he was finally retiring from public office and he was at a dinner in London, and somebody said in English to his wife, 'Oh, Madame de Gaulle, now that the General is retiring, what are you looking forward to?' And she said, 'A penis.' There was a shocked silence and then the General turned to her and said, 'No, no, my dear, I sink ze Eenglish pronounce it, 'appiness'.
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