Tell me what a stottie is again.
A Stottie or stotty is a type of bread produced in the North East of England. It is a flat and round loaf (usually about 30 cm in diameter and 4 cm deep). Elsewhere in the world, bread considered similar to the stottie is known as Oven Bottom Bread.
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Chronologically, Zed?
You are truly the mentalist fucker I've ever encountered on the internets in my puff. True story.
Consider that a compliment ffs.
"Stottie is an English flat white bread, that is soft and round, about 1 inch (2 1/2 cm) thick and 8 inches (20 cm) wide.
Though made from standard white bread dough, the dough for Stotties doesn't get a second rise, or a second knead. That gives them a tighter crumb"
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