Once I woke up after eight hours on my back in a snowdrift.
It was an alcohol-related event.
Half of me was stroke-paralyzed; the back half.
I spent two days walking sideways.
Once I woke up after eight hours on my back in a snowdrift.
It was an alcohol-related event.
Half of me was stroke-paralyzed; the back half.
I spent two days walking sideways.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
How did you know it was 8 hours? Did you check the time before you decided to go to sleep in a snowdrift?
I landed in the snow slightly after 2300, woke up at about 0700, when the females I had been visiting found me while departing their domicile on the way to work.
We collectively deduced I was the victim of my own appetites and the combination of items on the previous evening's, um, menu.
In the intervening years I have had two other such incidents, though neither of them involved snow.
JP-
The last bit was a play on the extreme chill that plagued me throughout the next day.
No actual stroke occurred.
Not the type you think, anyhow.
Last edited by j2k4; 10-20-2008 at 08:42 PM.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Meh...all this talk of pussy has me thinking.
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