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    Quote Originally Posted by tralalala View Post
    @chalice - Mazel Tov dude.. Double the uncle How bad are the scars from a Caesarean then..? Heard they, like, make the bottom end of the belly look pretty awkward after it's been done.. Or was that just a nasty rumour?
    If it's done by a half-decent surgeon and not a butcher the scar is pretty invisible within a couple of years

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    You know, it's not that bad really. It's only a small cut just above the pubic area. It seems the difficulty lies in restoring the abdominal muscles, as they've pretty much been sliced through.
    Well, that was the case with my sis anyway, but she had her last baby 6 years ago. I assume things may have changed a wee bit since.

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    I think that as far as scarring is involved, one c-section doesn't really do much damage.

    Trouble begins when you have to have more than one performed. The surgeon has to reopen the scar from the last time which will obviously leave a more severe scar.

    Third time, more often than not, pretty much fucks it up worse. The missus is really self-conscious about it. No bikinis for her. True story.
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    That is so disturbing

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    Great news there chavis. Wondering when my cousin's going to have her first. Lazy cow. All they want is money, no giving birth.

    Your wifey had 3 C-sections perf'ed chavs? My mom never let them do it that way. She had the four of us the naturel way (wouldn't have been able to have us all, otherwise).

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    Quote Originally Posted by VillageShaman View Post
    Great news there chavis. Wondering when my cousin's going to have her first. Lazy cow. All they want is money, no giving birth.

    Your wifey had 3 C-sections perf'ed chavs? My mom never let them do it that way. She had the four of us the naturel way (wouldn't have been able to have us all, otherwise).
    She had no choice in the matter, Sherman.

    She's too small. The hips don't lie. She says she's 5 feet tall but she's a fucking liar.

    Imagine Smurfette crossed with a hobbit crossed with a munchkin and you're in the right ballpark. Only she's not blue, hasn't got big hairy feet and doesn't sound as if she's been sucking helium.

    She sounds worse. True story.

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    Reason for re-editing: Gosh darn, I've forgotten what the smilie names are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tralalala View Post
    @chalice - Mazel Tov dude.. Double the uncle How bad are the scars from a Caesarean then..? Heard they, like, make the bottom end of the belly look pretty awkward after it's been done.. Or was that just a nasty rumour?
    If it's done by a half-decent surgeon and not a butcher the scar is pretty invisible within a couple of years
    Well, one of out teachers in school had twins with a C-section, and when she came to school one day with a shirt that revealed bits of her abs (and she's not a fat woman to say the least), it looked creepy.. :scary:


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    ... as would your abs if they had pulled two babies out of it

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    Well.. How would I know..

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