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    20. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005

    19. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." - Sept. 6, 2000

    18. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000

    17. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - Aug. 30, 2000

    16. "I think we agree, the past is over." - May 10, 2000

    15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000

    14. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002

    13. "I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody." - Jan. 18, 2001

    12. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000

    11. "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Oct. 5, 2002

    10. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002

    9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

    8. "I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." - Aug. 13, 2002

    7. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002

    6. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004

    5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Sept. 29, 2000

    4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004

    3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000

    2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Jan. 27, 2000

    1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000

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    Bush, I'm guessing?

    What a fucking plank. Good riddance.

    Can't wait for the memoirs. Diary Of A Nobody Part II.

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    Indeed.

    He was a quality act.

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    9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004




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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000


    That one is pure genius.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

    The bloke wasn't there like, he was still in Iraq. They just sent his hand over for a larf and GWB had a wee shake of it.

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    unbelievable

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    His last clunker was in '05?

    He's improved, then, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

    The bloke wasn't there like, he was still in Iraq. They just sent his hand over for a larf and GWB had a wee shake of it.
    what? really like that?


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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    His last clunker was in '05?

    He's improved, then, eh?
    No, after 2005 we expected malapropisms from GW, so no one kept track of them any longer.
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