Hoi Jay Pish

[JPaul]

Fancy that, an Orwell quote.

Posh coont.

It's aimed at Pee (Snee) JP.

That's a pity, what with him being one of my most fave blokes on the interwebs.

I was hoping you were going to get interesting, eventually. Now I may never know.

[clocker]

It is representative of your mind, Sherman. And your mind seems to be flapping about like a fucking seagull wot's been zapped through the eyeball with a missing jigsaw piece wot was previously digested by next door's cat but happened to be vomited serendipidously in your lucky face in order for you to fully comprehend the wonders of the universe, like.

I am reminded of Dennis Miller here.
The new Dennis Miller and no, that's not a good thing.

Way too labored this time, Cup-person.

[The Flying Cow]

lolol

Brought down at his own game.

We need more support from non-britannics here, this place is too ghettoed.

Chalice, no, not everyone knows literature because they got spoon-fed it at school. Sorry if that's your case mate.

I actually read 1984 out of pure curiosity.

Fancy that.

I also don't flash the fact I did about, in an attempt at posh coontness.

Oh, and please stop blabbering on about how I "go at it again".

I'll write how I fucking feel like it, and your comments won't change a thing. If I want to write shit as "shaite", I will.

If I want to call you a posh coont, or a sleazy bastard, I will.

You, on the other hand, won't be able to do shaite aboot it.

Got me?

Good.

[The Flying Cow]

Just another thing (I have to mention it)

It's ironic (isn't that how you "erudites" say it?) that you should be the one making all these tiring allusions at me being younger, when you're the one acting like a child here.

Get over whatever it is in my discourse that bothers you man.

Seriously. Go sip a pint or something. Watch some football.

All right?


Thanks. From the bottom of my heart.

[clocker]

Does one allude "at" someone?

I think not.

[chalice]

It is representative of your mind, Sherman. And your mind seems to be flapping about like a fucking seagull wot's been zapped through the eyeball with a missing jigsaw piece wot was previously digested by next door's cat but happened to be vomited serendipidously in your lucky face in order for you to fully comprehend the wonders of the universe, like.

I am reminded of Dennis Miller here.
The new Dennis Miller and no, that's not a good thing.

Way too labored this time, Cup-person.

Nothing laboured about it. It took a good 15 seconds from the moment it popped into my mind to get it on screen. I think I even picked my nose within that time frame too.

As soon as they start paying me to post here, I'll be sure to engage your editorship skills. We'll be rich.

[chalice]

lolol

Brought down at his own game.

We need more support from non-britannics here, this place is too ghettoed.

Chalice, no, not everyone knows literature because they got spoon-fed it at school. Sorry if that's your case mate.

I actually read 1984 out of pure curiosity.

Fancy that.

I also don't flash the fact I did about, in an attempt at posh coontness.

Oh, and please stop blabbering on about how I "go at it again".

I'll write how I fucking feel like it, and your comments won't change a thing. If I want to write shit as "shaite", I will.

If I want to call you a posh coont, or a sleazy bastard, I will.

You, on the other hand, won't be able to do shaite aboot it.

Got me?

Good.

This place is too ghettoed? I'm not British, Sherman, never was, never will be.

I certainly wasn't spoon-fed literature at school. Don't know where you got that impression, like. I chose a phase that has come into modern usage and is known by millions of people. Not in the slightest bit obscure. The fact that you had to mention that you knew it was Orwell shows how pretentious you are. So you did flash the fact that you'd read it to try to be a 'posh coont', you stupid bastard.

And yes, you can post however the fuck you want. I can't stop you nor would I want to. And I can point out what a clueless cunt you are to my heart's content.

[chalice]

Just another thing (I have to mention it)

It's ironic (isn't that how you "erudites" say it?) that you should be the one making all these tiring allusions at me being younger, when you're the one acting like a child here.

Get over whatever it is in my discourse that bothers you man.

Seriously. Go sip a pint or something. Watch some football.

All right?


Thanks. From the bottom of my heart.

You've got it all wrong, Sherman. You don't bother me at all. You amuse the fuck out of me.

I will have that pint though. I don't like football so I'll watch a movie instead if that's alright with you. No wait, I won't. I'll just call you a fucking child again and laugh my bollocks off at your next inept rant. Woo hoo!

[PlayeR]

I read the posts but couldnt really get it.

All I can say is chill out. easy guys. Hope you dont mind

[IdolEyes787]

1984 that's some brainiac book about pigs written by George Plimpton right ?

Geez the things people came up with back in the distant past.


Note.
I read Paper Tiger. Disappointed the hell out of me.Not an animal in it.


Secondary note.
I realize I'm only amusing myself here but someone has to since you lot are currently doing a piss poor job of it.