Official Lyrics Thread!

[Celerystalksme]

Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

[fr600]

THE GIFT
Gregorian

Forgive is a word I am learning
If only to pass the time
I love you for all of your weakness
I love you for all your lies
Will you grow
Will you understand
The damage you caused in time
The past is behind we are facing
A punishment for the crime

The gift you gave to me
Our sweet encounter
Became so fragile and flew with the night
I will be witness
I will not falter
Till we are risen again to the light

Would you forgive me
My heart was broken
But I will mend I will be as before
Just give me one chance
To make it better
Uhh let me yours

Without you I'm weak and I'm listless
Without you I find I'm blind
I watch you alone, are you dreaming
Of happiness left behind
Do you drift in your heart at night
Walk through the rooms in your mind
Open the door I'll be waiting
Remember this is your life

The gift you gave to me
Our sweet encounter
Became so fragile and flew with the night
I will be witness
I will not falter
Till we are risen again to the light

Would you forgive me
My heart was broken
But I will mend I will be as before
Just give me one chance
To make it better
Uhh let me yours

The gift you gave to me
Our sweet encounter
Became so fragile and flew with the night
I will be witness
I will not falter
Till we are risen again to the light

Would you forgive me
My heart was broken
But I will mend I will be as before
Just give me one chance
To make it better
Uhh let me yours

[Celerystalksme]

3 Doors Down - Here Without You

A hundred days had made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lights had made me colder
And I don’t think I can look at this the same
But all the miles had separate
They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me

The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello
I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it won’t take away my love
And when the last one falls, when it’s all said and done
it get hard but it won’t take away my love

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
But tonight girl it’s only you and me

[Celerystalksme]

3 Doors Down - When I'm Gone

There's another world inside of me
That you may never see
There's secrets in this life
That I can't hide

Well somewhere in this darkness
There's a light that I can't find
Well maybe it's too far away
Or maybe I'm just blind
Maybe I'm just blind

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone

Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be

I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
That you won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Love me when I'm gone

When your education X-ray
Cannot see under my skin
I won't tell you a damn thing
That I could not tell my friends

Roaming through this darkness
I'm alive but I'm alone
And part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone

Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be

I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
That you won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone

Maybe I'm just blind

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone

Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be

I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
That you won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone

Love me when I'm gone, whoa-o-o
Love me when I'm gone

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
When I'm gone

[fr600]

ZOMBIE
The Cranberries

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken?

But you see it’s not me, it’s not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fightin’
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head, they are cryin’

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-uh, ay-uh, ay-uh
What’s in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-uh, ay-uh, ay-uh, ay-uh
Oh-oh, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo

Another mother’s breaking heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken
It’s the same old theme since 1916
In your head, in your head, they’re still fightin’
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head, they are dyin’

In your head, in your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie-uh, ay-uh, ay-uh
What’s in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-uh, ay-uh, ay-uh, ay-uh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, ay-ahhh…

[[B][O][T]]

Fugees - Ready or Not

[CHORUS:]
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide
Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide
Gonna Find You and Make you want me.

[CLEF:]
Now that I escape, sleepwalker awake
Those who could relate know the world ain't cake
Jail bars ain't golden gates
Those who fake, they break,
When they meet their 400 pound mate
If I could rule the world
Everyone would have a gun in the ghetto of course
When giddyupin' on their horse
I Kick a rhyme drinkin' moonshine
I pour a sip on the concrete, for the deceased
But no don't weep, Wyclef's in a state of sleep
Thinkin' 'bout the robbery that I did last week.
Money in the bag, banker looked like a drag
I want to play with pelicans from here to Baghdad
Gun blast, think fast, I think I'm hit
My girl pinched my hips to see if I still exist.
I think not, I'll send a letter to my friends,
A born again hooligan only to be king again.

[LAURYN:]
I play my enemies like a game of chess, where I rest,
No stress
If you don't smoke sess, lest.
I must confess, my destiny's manifest
In some Goretex and sweats I make treks like I'm homeless
Rap orgies with Porgy and Bess,
Capture your bounty like Elliot Ness, YES
Bless you if you represent the Fu
But I'll hex you with some witch's brew if you're Doo Doo
Voo Doo,
I can do what you do, easy, BELIEVE ME
Frontin' niggas give me hee-bee-gee-bees
So while you're imitating Al Capone
I'll be Nina Simone
And defacating on your microphone.

[Chorus:]
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide
Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly

[LAURYN'S INTERLUDE]

You can't run away
From these styles I got, oh baby, hey baby
Cause I got a lot, oh yeah
And anywhere you go
My whole crew's gonna know
You can't hide from the block, oh no.

[PRAZ:]
Ready or not, refugees takin' over
The Buffalo soldier, dread-lock rhasta
On the twelfth hour, fly by in my bomber
Crews run for cover, now they're under pushin' up flowers
Superfly true lies, do or die,
Toss me high - only puff la,
With my crew from lock high
I refugee from Guantanamo Bay
Dance around the border like I'm Cassius Clay

[Chorus (Lauryn) REPEAT 3X:]

Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide
Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide
Gonna Find You and Make You Want Me

[Gutter]

a very great FUN song

NOFX - Anarchy Camp
From the album "War On Errorism"

Got an invitation to go to anarchy camp
There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening
The soundtrack will go multi platinum
Barbecue a boca while the effegies burn
You may not want to stay and see how we take care of a turncoat
Christiana's kinda far away
So come along with me
We can dance and trip and be anarchists
We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks
We're gonna take the ashes to the wassail
And use them to spike the punch

Rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment
Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded
If you see sombody taking charge, you'll be expected to beat them
Cuz everyone who's no one, will be participating
No one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism
Destruction of the system yeah

So come along with us salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus
We're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts
And we're never coming home

Underwater basket-weaving,
Meth-amphetamine symposiums,
African killer spelling bees,
Bowling in ice hockey rinks,
Anarchy camp's never inert, (you think we don't know that it's)
Not much fun 'til someone gets hurt,
So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp
Time to make some reservations for next years Anarchy Camp

[sparsely]

Air - Sex Born Poison


Shoot. Use your gun of life
I'm not afraid to die
in your arms

Shoot. Use your gun of life
Keep on watching me
Poison me

!!!~~~~~~~~~~!!!

MESAMEDASU Prince from the biomass

AI YOKU NO NAMI NI OYOGU

KANA Eacute: YO HOLO BI NA KI AI

DEMO IMA WA JIKAN GA NAI

YOKUBO NO sensor KAWASU AI NO juice

DO KASEN NI HI WO TOMOSO

HASHILE HIJOGUSHI LEIKYAKU system on

TODOKAZALU NANABAN ME NO SOLA

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WHO DARES TO WAKE ME?

PRINCE FROM THE BIOMASS

SWIMMING IN THE WAVES OF YOUR INTIMACY

I'M ABLE TO AFFORD

MY LOVE FOR CENTURIES

BUT I HAVE NO TIME RIGHT NOW

MEET MY DESIRE SENSORS

MY ATOM JUICE OF JOY

YOU WANT TO FUSE MY AFFECTIVE CIRCUITS

RUN TO THE FIRE EXIT

USE YOUR COOLING SYSTEM

YOU'LL NEVER REACH THE 7TH SKY....TODAY

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[[B][O][T]]

Yello - Dr. Van Steiner

I can't separate your fiction from fact
You're lost, I know you're trying to wind your way back
You've been talking as fast as you can
I'm not listening anymore

Now baby
You're changing all the rules
You're taking advantage of a fool

Good evening
I'm Ed Burroughs
And the name of this show is "Person To Person"
Tonight we're visiting the home of a very famous motion picture
and television director
Dr. Van Steiner, I'm very sorry I'm unable to attend this tremendous
occassion being given in your honor
I would like to extend my sincerest best wishes to you

[Gutter]

Anti-Flag
- Rank-N-File

I'm standing with the rank-n-file
I'm marching with the underground
our black hearts worn on our sleeves

let my imagination go and drop me where i feel most scared
back snap back already giving thanks im not trapped working in a sweatshop somewhere
this songs for those less fortunate locked in a world where both ends aren't meant to meet

I'm standing with the rank-n-file
I'm marching with the underground
our black hearts worn on our sleeves

let my imagination go and drop me where i feel most scared
synaptic flashes in my head then total thanks again I'm not soldiering somewhere this songs for the countless souls who died in vain for someone else's gain.

I'm standing with the rank-n-file
I'm marching with the underground
our black hearts worn on our sleeves

left my birthplace for forgeign streets to strange places new faces i flew
shoeless kids stood on the corner their eyes they were transfixed on you

so I'm standing with the rank-n-file
I'm marching with the underground oh my black heart worn on my sleeve
I'm standing with the rank-n-file I'm marching with
the underground our black hearts worn on our sleeves