Puntsphere chants

**Something Else** · 11-25-2008, 03:26 AM

When Viduka used to play at Celtic:

There's only one Mark Viduka,
His birds a fucking hooker,
She'll suck your knob,
For a couple of bob,

walking in a looney wonderland

When Aberdeen (always slagged for apparently shagging sheep) used to play Rangers they used to sing this to Micheal Mols (who had the ugliest wife I have ever seen):

I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols,
Oh I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols,
Oh I'd rather shag a sheep,
Rather shag a sheep,
Rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols.

When Jorge Cadete played for Celtic:

There is only one Jorge Cadete,
Only one Jorge Cadete,
He's Portugese,
He's one of these, (accompanied by a wanker gesture)
Waking in a Laudrup wonderland.

When Pierre Van Hooiydonk played for Celtic:

Pierre,
There's only one Pierre,
He takes it up the rear,
Pierres a fucking queer.

**Something Else** · 11-25-2008, 03:28 AM

Oh, Keano's fucking magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said "I fancy that"
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite,
He signed for Man United,
Because they're fucking dynamite.

-

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

**Something Else** · 11-25-2008, 03:30 AM

Stretord End - Old Trafford

To the tune of Wenge Boys

The Wenger bus is coming,
And all the kids are running,
From London to Manchester,
Cos he's a child molester

London Bridge is falling down

Gary Neville is a red
is a red
is a red
Gary Neivlle is a red,
He hates scousers

Phil Neville born and bred.......
He hates scousers

Tracy Neville off her head......
She hates scousers

Neville Neville is their dad........
He hatees scousers