Is it my imagination or is there no jokes in this thread...
And let me clarify...Even though you may have "quit", "retired", or saw the error of your ways...Whatever the reason. No need to apply if you ever traded. It won't go to you.
I guess I'll post the first joke...Being that it has a title the same as a tracker site...
Smoking In The Rain
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, “Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?”
The other old lady said,”It's a condom.”
“A condom? Where do you get those?”
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, “What size do you want?”
The old lady thought for a minute and said, “One that will fit a Camel.”
btw...I think the joke is better than the site imo...
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Originally Posted by bumrocks
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