This happened to me the other day:
I'd been on the piss with me mates, watched Man U thrash someone or another. I got up in the night for a piss, and didn't realise the missus had left the seat down. I ended up pissing all over the floor! And guess what? The cheeky bitch expected ME to clean it up!! I ask you! She leaves the farking seat down, and expected me to clean up her bloody mess!
Whad'ya reckon? They got a nerve eh, some of 'em!!
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